yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

shelbrian:

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

4) unnecessary puns

(via aranel-lenara)


the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

(via k-r-o-k-z)


daveoldham131:

ikilledmydadonce:

homestar-punker:

felikirkland:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

NO ONE SAY A WORD

aww shit i have no clue

Same… Still fuckin me up

Took me a google to get it (i think i get it at least).
f-fanni:

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lesbolution:

can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

(via lost-gallifreyan-girl)


SEN1OR5 #seniorsunday #ss

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via sirenavee)


kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

image

(via fifty-shades-of-chicken-nuggets)


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Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm. (via blurrymelancholy)

(Source: visua-liz-e, via trying-to-end-the-pain)